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Flirt sms - 11 |
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Find the perfect message to send
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If people say
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If
people say UR CUTE punch
them they can't fool u like that. |
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Police is looking for someone |
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Police is looking for someone described as
gorgeous, sexy, intelligent, funny &amazing person, Ur safe. But
where the HELL am I gonna HIDE |
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Din ko chain nahi |
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Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi.Jee na lage
kahi, E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi
.....Aajka 44 degree celcius temperature hai. |
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some
call me funny |
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some call me funny,some one call me sunny ,someone
call me honey what about u dont plz dont call me with any name
coz ur already buxbuney!!!! now shut upu!!!!!!!!!! |
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pehle hath |
pehle hath
mai lo
fir
sedha karo
fir
muh mai lo
aur
thok lagao
fir ander
ghusao
kitna muhskil
haina
SUI MAI DHAGA
DALNA ..HAHAHAH |
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Ure so sexy u drive |
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Ure so sexy u drive me
insane. I luv u so much dat
my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn
im sorry i have the wrong number |
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Pura andar gaya |
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Boy: "Pura andar gaya?"
Madam: "Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard
hua kya?" Madam: "Bahut hua" Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal try
kartay hai madam!" |
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2days weather 4cast |
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2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry,
clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing! |
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Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat |
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet
words r nice 2 say, but sweet
people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me |
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we've
known....each other for....quite a while |
we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think
we can b more....
than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2...
rob a bank? |
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Yeh teri
aankhein jhuki-jhuki (In Urdu) |
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Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila
sa,jab tere chehre
par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila... |
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Last night some
Monkeys came running |
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Last night some Monkeys came running to my
room. They wanted to
trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant
disturb our Boss... |
Why did God
Create U before Me.. |
Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans:
Because he wanted to
Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!! |
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What is the
difference between Monkey & Donkey |
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves
this message
& Donkey deletes this message. Choice is urs........ |
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Not every flower can represent love but roses did it |
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every
tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can
read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont
forget to smile! |
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pyar na rahe to
vafa kaun karega.(In Urdu) |
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pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na
rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar
ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega |
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u r many
kilometers |
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u r many kolometres away
from me. still I'm
watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2.
cartoon network 3.animal planet |
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Do u know how to
entertain |
Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid
peoples
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* PRESS UP * |
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you are very smrta
smatr sr |
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you are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it
doesn't
fit on you. |
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