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Flirt sms - 13 |
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Find the perfect message to send
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Open
My Heart
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Open
My Heart
Get Inside
If You Found Some Else Inside My Heart
Just Say Hi And Sit Down With Him |
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Hay Baby ! If you
were |
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Hay Baby ! If you were a hamberger
at McDonald's, I would like to say you McVerySexy |
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Hey have you |
Hey have you heared the news?..Now
phone call will be billed according to ur Brain size. Bigger ur
brain is, much will b the call rate.
"VOILA"!!!YOU CAN MAKE FREE CALLS NOW! |
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Its too heard to
loose |
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Its too heard to loose someone who
is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100%
friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me. |
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chup chup rehti ho... |
chup chup rehti ho...
kuch nehi kehti ho....
kya!
kya!
kya goongi ho???? |
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A Rose always Rose |
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A Rose always Rose whether it is
in golden pot or in dustbin.
Same way U R alwyas my friend Wheter U R in Central Jail Or in
Mental Hospital... |
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Shilpa |
**Preaty
**Karina
**Amisha
**Rani
**Ash
**Sush
**Shilpa
**Rakhi
**Bipasha
**Mallika
**Meghna
**All Wish U ADVANCE HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN |
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u don't like to
any of my SMS |
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Sincer Apology; if u don't like to
any of my SMS & don't like to read, then plz don't hesitate, feel
free to...... THROW Ur MOBILE!! |
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If you have any
problems |
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If you have any problms- Bindas
tell me, i'll help you. If you don't have any problms- Bindas
tell me, i'll create sum4u! "After all Hum Hai Kisliye" |
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Good news from U |
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Good news from U Rent free
accomondation (Khana, Peena, Peena, Sona, Rehana.... Sab Free)
For more details Just dail 100 |
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Earth may stop
Rotating |
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Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,
But your Brain will
never start working! |
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nice poem 4 you |
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I ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What
you R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far |
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My friend, the best quality |
My friend, the best quality
that I like about u is that,
U R very sentimental ....
10% Senti and 90% Mental..! |
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Birds love you |
Birds love you,
monkeys love you,
hippos love you,
snakes love you,
tortoise love you,
giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO,
they all really miss you! |
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Sincere Apology: If u
don't like |
Sincere Apology: If u don't like
any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate, feel free
to..... throw ur mobile!! |
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After engagement : Superman |
After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman |
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Sorry 4 disturbing u. |
Sorry 4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup actually,
we r playing cards
and I lost the joker |
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Scientists all over the world |
Scientists all over the world
r wondering how long a human
being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them ur age...
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keep your LOVER'S
photo |
All ways keep your LOVER'S photo
in your purse.
when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.
you will feel that No other problem bigger than this... |
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