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Tumhien
pata hai bahens
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Tumhien
pata hai bahens ka munh kala hoota hai,
Nahi pata?
Vakaee nahii pata??
Koee baat nahi.
AAINA DEKH LO. |
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Who's hot... |
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Who's hot... Its U,
Who's
Charming... Its U,
Who's
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who's
Intelligent... Its U,
Who's dear & near friend... Its U
Who's a liar.. Its me! |
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Tum Haste
Raho |
Tum Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
Muskarate Raho
Sada Khilkhilate Raho
Khush Raho
Mera Kya hain
Log Tumhe hi
Paagal kahenge!
Ha ha ha! |
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I wrote, ur
name on da sand n it got washed away, |
I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away,
II wrote ur name on my heart n....
I got a HEART ATTACK! |
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Life is like
a MOVIE... |
Life is
like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Look at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY |
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God made
daylight n called it the SUN. |
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON. |
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Shaktimaan
Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai |
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Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai,
Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha
hai |
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I m at police
station |
I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case
against me of
"POSSESSION OF
GOOD LOOKS" . i M DOOMED, Need
some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u? |
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Jub aap angrai
lete hain (Hindi) |
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Jub app angrai lete hain,to
mere uper nasha sa shaa jaata hai,are zzaaalim kabi naha hi lo
to tera kya jaata hai |
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kaash App kabi
hamari gali main aaain(Hindi) |
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Kash aap kabi hamari gali
main aain,thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora sa itrain,
siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO
PIAZ LE LO |
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Aahat si koi hui
to lugta hai ke tum (Urdu) |
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Aahat si koi hui to lugta
hai ke tum ho, hawa koi lehrai to lugta hai ke tum ho,ab tum hi
batao kya tum kisi booot se kum ho |
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A-u r attractive,
B- u r best,
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A-u r attractive, B- u r
best, C- u r cute, D-u r dear, E-u r excellent, F- u r funny,
G-u r great, H-he he he, I-i am, J-joking. |
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The NHS
regrets to inform you tha |
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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident.
Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We
apologize for any inconvenience. |
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mosum he dewana
dil hai (Urdu) |
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mosum he dewana dil hai mastana ,aise mein tum? tum? han tum?tum?
tum ?tum ?tum ?lux se do bar nahana |
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dosti ka safar
lamba hain (Urdu) |
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dosti ka safar lamba hain to kya huan?ek kadam tum baro...............ek
kadam hum bare............baad mein rickshaw le lenge!!!!! |
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AApki chal
morni jaisi, |
AApki chal morni jaisi,
aawaj koyal jaisa,
dimag lomdi jaisa,
gussa sher jaisa,
ankhen hirn jaisi,.....
Kitana achchha hota
agar 2-3 qualities insano wali bhi hoti to....!
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Namaskaar! zinda |
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Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms
karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to
APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY
THERE. |
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aik khuaab
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aik khuaab
aik khayal
aik haqeeqat ho tum
dosti main perhney wali her zaroorat ho tum
jesay roz aik
SMS ker ne ko dil kare
aray yaar ajeeb museebat ho tum |
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VACANCY
ANNOUNCEMENT |
VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r u good looking ?
r u trained ?
r u hardworking ?
looking for a job ?
then.................
apply now;
we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo. |
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