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Flirt sms - 19 |
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Ye
badal ye bijli sirf apke liye hai
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Ye
badal ye bijli sirf apke liye hai,
Ye mausam ye hawa sirf apke liye hai,
6 mahine bit gaye apko nahye hue,
Ye barish yeh boonde sirf apke liye hai. |
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When i miss u, i read your
sms, |
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When i miss u, i read your
sms,
When i want 2 c u, i close my eyes, And..
When i want 2 hear u,
I throw a STONE over a DOG! |
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The Time Since I
Met U |
The Time Since I Met U,
I have Realized That A Friend Like You Is Worth Million Dollars,
So,if U Don't Mind.."Sell kar don kia ?" |
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Woh garam garam pani. woh sabun ki
khushboo |
Woh garam garam pani. woh sabun ki
khushboo,
Woh bathroom main shampoo ki bottle...
khair tum kya janoo rooz rooz nahane main kitna maza aata hai! " |
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Sa ry ga ma pa da ni sa |
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Sa ry ga ma pa da ni sa Mubarkan
Mubarkan Tusi hun mrasi ho gaye ho Bally Bally |
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mein soo wala card |
mein soo wala card bhej raha hoon
scratch kar k load karloo pher
sms kar lainaa
############ scratch here, |
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fill in the blanks with |
fill in the blanks with HAAN or
NAHI
1) ..... mein insan nahi hoon
2) ..... maira koi elaajh nahi
3)...... mein hee pagal hoon,
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honton say jo yujhay chu lya hai |
honton say jo yujhay chu lya hai
is ka ehsaas ab tak ha
Ankhain naam hain or sansomein agg ab tak hai
pata hai kyu?
hari mirch khao gay to aisa hi ho ga |
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I am leaving India
Tonight |
I am leaving India
Tonight. Actually Saniya Mirza Is pregnant and Medis is
suspecting me. Tum bhi nikal lo.
Uski kaamwali bhi pregnant hai. |
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However high the sky may be. |
However high the sky may be.
However wide d river may b.
However strong d wind may b.
Just remember..
it's none of ur
business,
Do ur eork........ |
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lahore k paas k nizamudin railway
station |
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lahore k paas k nizamudin railway
station kitrain no. 2324 k route k 3rdstation shahdra ek chote
se gaon k
nazdeek wale kabristan k chowkidar ki kabr pe baithe huwe doggi
ki aage wali right side ki taang ki ungli k
nakhun k pass chupe huwe kire k pait main rehne wale bacteria k
chromosomal DNA k thymine Nucleotide k
5thcarbon outer shell k 4th electron ki kasm sirf disturb krnay
k lie sms kia hai |
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Dunya main 7 wonders hain |
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Dunya main 7 wonders hain. 1 apun
ka style, 2 apun ka smile, 3 apun ka mobile, 4 apun ka face, 5
apun ka
grace, 6 apun ka trend, 7 apun
ka friend. |
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One Stone is
Enough to break a Glass..... |
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One Stone is Enough to break a Glass..... One sentence is Enough
to break a heart....... One Second is Enough to fall In Love ...
and .... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life! |
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A - U'r
Attractive B - U'r D Best |
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A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me
E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He
I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding |
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Government of USA
has introduced |
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Government of Pakistan has
introduced a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out
of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide??? |
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L o n g t i m e a
g o... o n l y idiots used |
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L o n g t i m e a g o... o
n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the
history continues.... |
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Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha (In Urdu) |
Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata
Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar
Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj
mera Yar Phir Monkeys
Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..
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Aapko...hum sirf
aapko aur aapko (in urdu) |
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Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur
aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur
kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge...... |
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American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country |
American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.Japanese-Fish can
play
Ball in my country. ..........-Thats not a matter,Monkey can
read SMS in my country... |
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