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Flirt sms
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day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
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1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME
laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U. |
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Could u fax
me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - |
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Could u fax me ur
photo very very urgently ? Mind
u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER |
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From Mon to
Sun, From Jan To Dec, |
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache! |
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U r a nice
person... |
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live.... |
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Can v do romance in the
midnight
2day |
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Can v do romance in
the midnight 2day? I'm in a good mood:) Just a little bit of
kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito
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In heaven together
we were in |
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In heaven together we were
in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going
in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you
calling for ''EXTRA SHEET''. Stay Cool. |
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Rose(In Urdu) |
Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai |
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Repeat these lines
at least(In Urdu) |
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Repeat these lines at least
2 hours everyday after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a
millionare within few Months. "Allah k naam par de de baba |
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A friend is like a
pillow u
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A friend is like a pillow u
can hug when ur in trouble, cry when ur in pain and embrace when
ur happy, when u need a friend so.....buy a pillow |
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A baby monkey
asked his mother |
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A baby monkey asked his mother
"Mom, why r we so ugly"???Mom said
- Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading
this SMS ! ! ! |
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FRDSHIP is vast
like UNIVERSE. |
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FRDSHIP is vast like
UNIVERSE.Deep like OCEAN.
High like SKY.Strong like IRON.Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME |
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AM I CUTE? TEST
call if im |
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AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call
if im gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming
Just ignore if ur jealous |
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if sumone calls u
cra (In Urdu) |
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if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if
sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but
if sumone calls u "cute" lagana thappar os pagal ke monh
pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai |
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R u mad? |
R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now. |
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