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Flirt sms
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Find the perfect message to send
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agar
jindi main
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agar jindi main kuch kar dikhana
chahte
ho to kuch aisa karo ki jis
shahar jis ghali jis mod se gujro to wahan
ke har ghar se aawaz aaye Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye. |
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jin kay pass
hota |
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jin kay pass hota hay woo hath may
lay kar helaty hay.
jin kay pass nahee hay woo ungli dal kar kam chalaty hay.
bolo kya?
dirty mind it's tooth brush |
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All that's smile u
make |
All that's smile u make and hello
say 2 wanted just I that out find U when irritating very it find
will U..
R U CONFUSED?? Now read it BACKWARD. |
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I Want You To Be
with Me |
I Want You To Be with Me
In a Nice Restaurant
To Have Candle Light Dinner...&
Say Those
Sweet
Three Words To U...
"Pay The Bill |
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It's a test to
check your capability of Mathematics |
It's a test to check your
capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
THE QUESTIOS:
How many Times Did u Press The Button |
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MY EYES MISS U |
MY EYES MISS U
MY FEELINGS LOVE U
MY HANDS NEED U
MY MIND CALL U
MY HEART JUST 4
U
MY LIFE IS U
I WILL DIE WITHOUT U
I LOVE U
AISA MERI MAMA MUJH KHETI HAIN . |
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Aap apni zindagi
me |
Aap apni zindagi me itna aage jao...
Ki aap jahan bhi jao log aapse bas yahi kahein...
jao baba Aage jao.........................................
Aage jao............................................... .......
Change nahe hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: |
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if u don't mind
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if u don't mind plz count these
stars
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app ki tadeyet to teek hai na?
din ko tare ginne lage |
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When u feel lonely
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When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist! |
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QUESTION |
QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it
comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum |
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If we join one |
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If we join one pipal with other
pipal with the help of a wire. what will we call it ?
Guess
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Nokia - connecting pipals. |
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whenever u feel
sadness |
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whenever u feel sadness in your
HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME". |
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Puppy dog asked
to mummy dog |
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Puppy dog asked to mummy dog:
Mummy who is my Father. Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb
your Father, he is reading this SMS now. |
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Barsaat ki raat |
Barsaat ki raat,
Ek
Bhigi Larki,
Bhigey kapray,
bhigay hont,
bhigi zulfein,
Bhega jism,
Us se nazrein mili dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha
/guess karo
Kal yeh 100% Bamaar
hogi. |
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Jab tanhai ka
ehsaas |
Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na ho,
Na koi tumaray paas ho,
Na tum kisi k paas ho,
Na tum kisi ki nazar mein ho,
Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho,
to samjh lena ke app
common sense Baathroom ma ho yaar or kahan |
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Ek din mein ne
aap ko khwaab mein dekha |
Ek din mein ne aap ko khwaab mein
dekha k aap ki daith ho gai or aap 2 hooron k saat bethey ho.
mein ne ALLAH TAALA se poocha k yeh inaam us ko kis neki per
mila,
reply mila k hooron ko kisi ghalti par saza k tor par us k saath
chora hai. ha ha ha ha |
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hold ten roses |
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hold ten roses in ur hand & stand
in front of a mirror, u can see there eleven roses,oh...! i am
soorry daa, still i am standing beside of u |
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Oey kuti ke
bachey |
Oey kuti ke bachey
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kitne pyarey hotey hain.... hain na? |
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Tapti hui garmi |
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Tapti hui garmi
ki loo hai tu dosti ke nam par
thu hai tu E-Dost tujhe aur kya kahe dhuli hui gand per cipka
hua goo hai tu..... |
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