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Flirt sms
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Find the perfect message to send
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Press
down
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Press down
again
again.. please
once
more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don't u have any job |
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I'm tired of da
security guard |
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I'm tired of da security guard
interogatin me abt da monkey dat escaped from da zoo. I think u
better hide! |
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A man kills DEER
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A man kills DEER (Hiran) &cooks it
& doesn't tell kids wat it is.
He gives a clue "its wat ur Mom calls me(dear)
Son screams "koi mat khana
"KUTTA HAI" naina |
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A B C D E F G H |
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q
R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 ~ !@ # $%^&*
Thank God All Buttons Of My Cell r Fine.
Sorry 2 Disturb u |
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Jane Anjanay |
Jane Anjanay
Mein
Agar
Maine
Aap ka
Dil
Dhukaya
H0
Kabhi
Tang
Keya
Ho
Matamizi ki
Ho
Uz
k
liye
aapse
jo
Hosakta
Hai
Karlo
Main
Sudhernay
Walon
main se Nahi..... ShanZay |
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WELCOME TO RAMADAN
MANU..... |
WELCOME TO RAMADAN MANU.....
APNE GUNAH JANAE K LIYE 1 DABAIYE.
TOBA K LIYE 2 DAIYE.
DUNIYA SE BURAI KHATAM KARNE K LIYE APNA GALA DABAIYE. |
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aik tha raja aik
the rani |
aik tha raja aik the rani dono mar
gay khatam kahani
idoit neechay kia un ke laash doondh rahay ho kaha na mar gaye
khatam kahani |
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Mil giya Oye mil
gaya
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Mil giya Oye mil gaya
oye oye mil giya
oho mil giya
Ballay Ballay ::
mil he giya
aaj to mil he giya
yeh sms perhne wala ek or bewqoof mil giya !!!! |
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Yeh tumhara
SULAGTA hua JISM |
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Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY
HONT....LARKHARATI AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se
shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI... |
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Mera DIL krta hai
ke tum ko |
Mera DIL krta hai ke tum ko har
din kron
Balke har hour k bad kron
main pagal aur phattne wala ho jata hon jub main nhi krta tumko
Ek pyara sa SMS |
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In your life 4
thing come anytime |
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In your life 4 thing come anytime:
1 LOVE
2 FRIENDSHIP
3 MONEY
4 ?????????
"SUSU"
So do it be4 sleep it can come at any time. |
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Year.............1927 |
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Year.............1927.......November 18th .....
Evening....Exactly at 20:27pm................Kuch Nahi Hua Tha
Aap Apna Kam Kro............ |
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no visits... |
no visits...
no calls..~.
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls...
I'm worried, Sohneo, viah ta ni kra leya kitey? |
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hey i saw u in
TV |
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hey i saw u in TV... how smart u r
... how sweet u r ... how lovely u r ... but i don't know y u r
coming only in animal planet chanel... |
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