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Flirt sms
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Find the perfect message to send
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Rules
of Life
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Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect
Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a
Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.. |
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Wonderful |
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W: Wonderful
I: Item
F: For
E: Entertainment
(WIFE)
H: Handsome
U: Useful
S: Smart
B: But
A: At
N: Night
D: Dangerous
(HUSBAND) |
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What is Long &
Hard |
What is Long & Hard, has a hole at
the tip n when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes
u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler..
But i like the way u think.. |
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When u feel |
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When u feel, That nobody loves u,
Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U
should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai |
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what's wrong with
your phone |
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what's wrong with your phone?
every time when i call, it says the subscriber you have dialed
is an angel, call heaven for details. love you so badly. |
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if people say ur
crazy |
if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai..... |
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yes you
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you"
yes you
u really disappointed me
i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT
why don't u stop telling others my secret?
that
I M CUTE !! |
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If u Punch me, I
don't mind |
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD"... |
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Those Sparkling
Eyes |
Those Sparkling Eyes
Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up? |
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Which Part... |
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think..hahaha |
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7 Angels come to
me & asked for |
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7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Intelligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA
Kaisa wollu banaya unko |
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beer pio, |
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kami
beer pio,
thumsup pio,
coke pio,
7-up pio,
mirinda pio,
dew pio,
pani pio..or pio..
kun k..
pampers ab sirf 99 rupee may |
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Itna khubsurat
kaise |
Xiteez
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi stupid ho!! |
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Mujha sms per
sms |
Rimsha
Mujha sms per sms karo aur jito..10 lakh ki car .ki photo. 29"
inch colour TV ka Dabba. Malaysia jana wale plane ko TATA
karnaka moka |
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U r very
special |
sajjaad
U r very special 4 me.always u should be safe my dear.i cant b
with u al da times.so please b careful whenever u jump from tree
to tree....;-) |
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