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Flirt sms
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Find the perfect message to send
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Don't send any
messages
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Don't
send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice,
think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets. |
If u see some one |
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If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r
among a few good people who can shine others lives by just
walking with him a few miles. |
Hello!! What's
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Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The
subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
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Only the open
heart receives love |
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Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives
wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute
persons receive SMS from me! |
Hey, I just got
your blood |
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Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV
positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In
Veins. No Wonder! |
It takes two to
tango |
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It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So
many good things come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU! |
Only the open heart receives |
Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME! |
Pepsi ki
Bottle |
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Tumme aur Pepsi ki Bottle main similarity=sweet,cool,badiya,jaldi
milne waal,aur sabse badi similarity "DHAKKAN" |
Log kehte hai ki |
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Log kehte hai ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me
banaya hai. Simple si baat hai faltu kaam fursat me hi kiye jate
hai. |
sms nechay hai |
sms nechay hai
aur nechay
aur nechay
aur nechay
maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir jao
gay |
I want to kiss ur lips |
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I want to kiss ur lips
I want to smell ur breath
I want to touch ur tunk
I want to touch ur teeth
But u dun worry
I m ur friend dentonic!! |
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A - U'r
Attractive |
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A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D
- U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud
Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding |
CAN U THINK |
CAN U THINK
" 2+ 5 =11 "
KASY AYA?
SOCHO_SOCHO
NAHI MAULOOM
THORA OR DIMAGH LARAO.
ABHI BHEE NHAI?
OK LET ME TELL U KASE AYA.
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"GALTEE SE" |
baby u are the bomb |
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baby u are the bomb surely your father iz da
terrorist,your smile destroys mi surely your mom iz da
tsunami!!!!!!!! |
khabi khabi |
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khabi khabi main sochta hoon k dunya ki sab se
azeem, handsome, cute boy ko jaan se mardoon..
likan jub main tandey dimagh se
sochta hoon to pata chlata hai k ye to Khudkushi hogi.
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I want to see tears |
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I want to see tears in your eyes,but but but
tears of HAPPINESS. |
so sweet is ur
smile |
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so sweet is ur
smile, so sweet r ur eyes, so sweet
is ur voice................see how sweet r my lies |
Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum |
Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum.
Kyunki, barish jo ho rai hai
Aur barish mein.
Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai |
My friend the best |
My friend the best quality
that i like abt u is
tht ur very SENTIMENTAL
10% SENTI
90% MENTAL |
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