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Funny sms - 2 |
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Find the perfect message to send
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There is a sign in the toilet
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There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It
reads: We may never piss this way again. |
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sentimental love cards? |
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever
loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
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Good news! |
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Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.
Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and
deliver it.
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Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
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Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!
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Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
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Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!! |
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Dosti karo college wali
se |
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Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein
karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE. |
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Every Indian women is |
Every Indian women is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.
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meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
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Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le
chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
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"HASINA" |
What do you call a female who never laughs?
"HASINA" |
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machhar |
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Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar
says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says,
"Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..
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Ticket please! |
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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Pyar to humein bhi karna tha |
Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal
to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....
loan pass nahi hua... |
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An independant study has proven |
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An
independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life &
who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand! |
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I'm @ the police station |
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I'm @ the
police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was
positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the
piss |
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girls are like phones. |
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girls are
like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press
the wrong button u'll be disconnected! |
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God made man and then rested |
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God made
man and then rested. God made
women and then no one
rested |
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MEN-opause MEN-strual |
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MEN-opause
MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy
EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN?? |
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This cat is cat a cat good cat
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This cat is
cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy
cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT! |
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I send dis fish as a sign of friendship |
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><(((:>I
send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep
it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont
DIE:-) |
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One day Raja and rani decided to send |
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One day
Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day
pigeon reached raja without
any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This
was a missed call" |
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can you lend me 2000 Rs? |
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can you
lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have
it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine??????? |
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terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers |
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terrorists
have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000
rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i
have donated 15 litres. |
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Dear user,your wife can become |
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Dear
user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS
'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free
DAD! |
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A couple wanted katna(Circumcision) |
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A couple
wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son, but they don't know proper
word to print, so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY
OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS: |
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Husband seting near to his |
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Husband
sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow
down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please
NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age
55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh... |
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Why do couples hold hands |
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Why do
couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is
just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight
begins |
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girl friends are like mobile phone, |
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girl
friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just
check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out
box, and whenever u want to
enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy. |
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PRINCIPAL MUNNA BHAI |
PRINCIPAL
:Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs
fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu |
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MAMU |
MAMU :Oye,
maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi
bolnewala tha. |
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MAMU |
MAMU :Chand
toh raat
ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada |
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Marriage: |
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a
woman gains her master . |
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