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Funny sms - 3 |
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Find the perfect message to send
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selfish.
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A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for
selfish. |
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Tujhe ladka pasand aaya |
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Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl:
Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29"
ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai. |
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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath
aaoge..!!! |
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Munna bhai: |
Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
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Great Calculation: |
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
Girlfriends
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Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, |
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Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha
lagta hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka
yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.
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Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi |
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Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha,
chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se
udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te
laundi hain udariyan."
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Ik sherni nach rahi si, |
Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach
reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh
ke". |
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INDIA |
INDIA Ko
Aazaad Hue 57
Sal
Hue
Phir Bhi
No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki Aaj
Bhi
INDIA Ki
Bholi Janta
KAAM-DHANDHA
Chhod Kar
hamara SMS padh
rahi hai...
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Tum haste raho, |
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Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate
raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi
pagal samzhenge....
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Very long! |
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Pappu,
while filling
up a form: Dad, what should
I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long! |
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Bumper prize. |
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Mujhe SMS karo aur pao Bumper prize. 19" TV ka diba, Dubai janey
wale jahaz ko TA TA karney ka mauqa,10 lakh wali car ka Photo,ek
Dinner wo bhi aap ke ghar.... |
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Dosti Karo College wali se |
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Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro
pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar
khao gharwali se. |
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five-day test.
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Love
affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals
are more popular than a
five-day test. |
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ek jungle
mein chuhay |
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ek jungle
mein chuhay se sab dartey the,
agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,
haathi bhi kahin chup jata,
aas paas
k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia
maajra hai,
pata chala chuha MQM mein tha. |
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Ya Shakal Ayisy banalete Ho ...? |
Itna Khubsurat kese muskuralete ho...?
Itna Katil Kese Sharmalete Ho.....?
Bachpan Se kameene Ho .....?
Ya Shakal Ayisy banalete Ho ...? |
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WIFE IS QISMATH PHOOTI |
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GIRL FRIEND IS FOR FUN,WIFE IS FOR SON, GIRL FRIEND IS NIGHT
PARTNER,WIFE IS LIFE PARTNER, GIRL FRIEND IS TOOTY FRUITY WHILE
WIFE IS QISMATH PHOOTI |
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'Le Karle Number Note
mama' |
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop
whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note
mama' |
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I Love U sister....
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A
sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love
letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister.... |
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BC-1760!! |
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2
Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha
hai. BC-1760!! |
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Hathi
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Ek
Hathi Agar Nadi Me Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota Hai.....?.....?....?Socho.....?Are
Hathi Gilla Ho Jata Hai..... |
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1
sardar 2 another sardar; |
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1
sardar 2 another sardar;yaar kal tumhein bas mein thaper kyon
para;sardar replied;yaar meri tasveer larki ke qadmon mein gir
gye thi.mein ne kaha behn jee zara saari |
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BOLO TARA RA RA |
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Bari Barsi Khtan Gya Te Khat ke Liyande Kher.......Jera 5 min de
ander menu SMS na kare ooooooooo apni mashook da veeeer. BOLO
TARA RA RA |
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terrorists have kidnapped |
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terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom
of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz
donate. i have donated 15 litres. |
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a sardar asks to..... |
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can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know
you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM
machine??????? |
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One day Raja and rani |
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One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by
using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached
raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told
stupid "This was a missed call" |
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Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye, |
Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye.. |
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WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!! |
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bihre ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!! |
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HARI Mirchi...'-hai |
Hontho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai,
Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur Q na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai |
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