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Naughty sms - 2 |
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Find the perfect message to send
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BUY A SCOOTY....
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BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A
BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO
UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY};- |
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jaki chan |
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!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$
##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki
chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya
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this is your
mobile |
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this is your mobile operator we
can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it
on the floor and start jumping on it |
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It's better to
stay |
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It's better to stay away
from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life,
remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life
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A husband was
stung |
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A husband was stung by
a bee on his pnes and it became
swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain
and leave the size as it is. |
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A man had "I LOVE YOU" |
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A man had "I LOVE
YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his
wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth",
she said. |
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A baby dog asks |
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A baby dog asks mama
dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from
behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
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One day there was this |
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One day there was
this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man
for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH
THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?" |
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1 day as I came home |
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1 day as I came home
early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy,
"Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came
home early." |
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Sounds women make during sex. |
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Sounds women make
during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god. |
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Do you like mathematics? |
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Do you like
mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide
your legs and we can multiply! |
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Why do 90% |
Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
) (
( .)( . )
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because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed.. |
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In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another |
In a bar 1 Guy says
2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk" |
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School mein bachche |
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School mein bachche
ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...! |
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INDIA KI REET |
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INDIA KI REET...
Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to
UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele
to... BaLaTkAar... |
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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo |
Ek bus mein ladko
aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao. |
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He came 2 me 1 nite |
He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind |
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Skin meets Skin |
Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES |
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Dhoni has no girlfriend |
Why Mahendra Singh
Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily. |
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