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Wife:"Tum
Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
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Wife:"Tum
Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
Husband:"Shahjahan Jitna."
Wife:"Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?"
Husband:"Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi
Ho!!!" |
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Koi mujhe phone pe dhamkatha hai |
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Sardar : goes to police station
and complains to police... Koi mujhe phone pe dhamkatha hai.
Police : kon phone karke dhamkatha hai.
Sardar :Airtel wale bolthe hai Bill nahi bhara tho "KATH DENGE" |
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KHAAA Q GAEY,.. |
EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT
MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN,, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,IS
MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN,SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q GAEY,.. |
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Sonali Bendre Bala Thakre |
Ek bar Sonali Bendre Bala Thakre
se milnr gayi. Thakreji pyar se bole, "Sonali Bend-re". Tab
Sonali bend hui
aur boli, "Bala Thok-re". |
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lipt lipt kar roti hey. |
Ek molvi apne wife say:jab main
mar jaoun tu samny wali ko zaroor bulana.wife:who kion?
molvi:woh murdy
se lipt lipt kar roti hey. |
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khaal bush ko hee jaeygi |
baap bachay ki khatnay maire ghar
par hoogi,maaa nahi maire maike mein hogi,bachaa khatnay kaheen
bhi
hoo khaal bush ko hee jaeygi |
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mera malik bohat zalim
hay.bohat marta hay |
2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen
kar rahe thay.1st yar mera malik bohat zalim
hay.bohat marta hay kaam
b zyada leta hay.2ndto tum bhag jao na is ko chood ke.1st yar
bhag to jaon per ik waja se ruka hoon.mera
malik jab b apni BETI se ladayi karta hay na.to us ko ye kehta
hy ke beti tum sudher jao warna main ney teri
shadi GADHE se kar deni hay.. |
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Mobile repair karne waale |
Mobile repair karne waale ko agar
loose motion ho jaye to wo doctor ko kese xpalain karega?
DOCTOR sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hai,outgoing mai
takleef ho rahi hai,subah se naye naye
ringtones baj rahe hai,or pait mai balance nahi bach raha
hai,jitna bhi recharge karo jaldi kharch ho jata
hai:- |
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Aeroplane ask
rocket: |
Aeroplane ask rocket:Yaar tum
mujse tez kese bhaagte ho.
Rocket said: Jiski G---D mai aag lagi ho wo he jaane.. |
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Girls ka peecha
nai karoge |
Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi
sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha
nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai.. |
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Mere dardon ki tuje aesi saza
miley' |
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Mere dardon ki tuje aesi saza
miley'
Mere dardon ki tuje aesi saza miley'
tuje bohot zor se susu aye!!!!
or kahi karne ki jaga na miley |
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ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time
dulha se kaha: |
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ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time
dulha se kaha:
"Beta ab humari izzat tumare haath mai hai"
Dulha: Pareshaan mat ho aaj he loot longa" |
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Boy:Tote hue dil
se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak
pyar karogi??? |
Boy:Tote hue dil
se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak
pyar karogi???
Girl:Tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chapal tutne tak pitey ga??? |
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A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT. |
A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest
and long enough to cover the subject. |
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A tactful wife is the one who makes sure |
A tactful wife is the one who makes sure
she spends so much that
her husband can't afford another woman..!! |
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Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,., |
Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,.,
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah..... |
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Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, |
Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo;
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!! |
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Ever wondered |
Ever wondered y v hav gaps between our fingers .....
So dat 1 day u meet someone who cums n tels u
" ye le cigrette pee le" |
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kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena.. |
kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..
roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..
kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo.. |
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