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Sms jokes - 10 |
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Find the perfect message to send
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thanks to ALLAH |
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A question was asked from inzi we
have heard your wife had baby, Inzi: first of all thanks to
ALLAH, credit goes to boys they really worked hard its a team
effort especially afridi. |
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curcuit
- mammu |
curcuit-hey mammu papad aur jhapat
mein kya fark hai
MAMMu-nahi pata
curcuit_to kha ke dekhle pata chal jayega |
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chand to raat mein
nikalta hai |
MAMMU-ye chand to raat mein
nikalta hai aj din mein kaise nikal gaya
GIRL-ullu to raaat mein bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada` |
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MUNNA BHAI
- curcuit |
curcuit-bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne
bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka,aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi
bolega
MUNNA BHAI-hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund
reyla hai
CURCUIT-bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko
MUNNA BHAI-pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na |
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le le yar,1 kha lein gy. |
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11 Galz ask the fruit seller to
give us 11 bananas.Fruit seller:I'll not sell less then 12
bananas.1 Gal said:le le yar,1 kha lein gy. |
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Teacher: batao Gandhi |
Teacher:batao Gandhi jee kaise
paida huye?
boy:indian govt says "I.S.I is fully involved in dis
tragedy".Kehti hai"I.S.I na banti Gandhi jee ka janm na hota" |
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75yrz old man |
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75yrz old man got married with a
girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl
don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng |
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jab gabbar paifa hua |
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jab gabbar paifa hua tab uski maa
ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
fateher-kya hua?
kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the muskan |
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ek din mirinda aur 7up |
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ek din mirinda aur 7up ladne lage
jab pepsi ne poocha applogh kyun ladh rahe hoo, tu mirinda aur
7up ne pepsi se kaha sale kale tu apna kaam kar. |
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My Baby will come |
Girl to Mom: "Is it true that
Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P---S?"
Mom: "Yes"
Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth" |
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