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Sms jokes - 11 |
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Find the perfect message to send
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sahara - sahara |
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hum bhi by sahara tum bhi by
sahara!! hum bhi by sahara tum bhi by sahara ??????? fitty mo0
tumhara fitty m0o hamara ;) |
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Teri zulfeyn Raat |
Teri zulfeyn Raat ka andhera, Teri
zulfeyn Raat ka andhera
Kaat du useey toh ho jaye sawera... |
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kashti toofan |
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kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
taqdeer kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai, hosla rakh channel na
badal SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt jhuk skti hai |
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Twinkle Twinkle
little star |
**Twinkle Twinkle little star**
Teri girl friend gaee bazar
usko milgaya dosra yaar.
ab tou beth kar makhiyaan maar..!!fakeha
Alcaholic mandhra
"Gurur'RUM'a
Gurur'VODKA'
'GINN'eswara
Guru'SCOTCH'al
Para'BRANDY"
Thasmesree
'BEAR'eNamaha
"Chears" |
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Girlfriend -
Boyfriend |
Girlfriend:Are you sure you love
me and no one else?
Boyfriend:Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. |
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an example of
Coincidence |
Teacher:"Can anyone give me an
example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day
same time." |
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sardar |
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sardar g aaj raat billi phir sara
doodh pee gai "sardar" bewi kitni bar kaha hay k kapray utar kar
na soea karo |
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Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so
far !! |
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a
lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far !! |
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SOME LADY WENT TO
BAR |
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SOME LADY WENT TO BAR, AND SIT ON
BARTABLE IN FRONT OF BARMAN. OTHE GUY SIT ON THE LET HAND SIDE
AND OTHE MAN SIT ON RIGHT ON SIDE. THE ONE WHO SIT ON THE LEF,
SAY" JOHNNY WARKER SINGLE AND THE ATHER ON THE RIGHT SAY" JACK
DANNIEL SINGLE. SO, THE THE BARMAN, LOOK THE LADY, SAID" AND
'U'" LADY SAID. MARIA MOKWENA AND MARRIED. |
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15th August - A HOLIDAY. |
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's
hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student: A HOLIDAY. |
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Teacher - STUDENT |
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is
sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then, what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. |
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