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Sms jokes - 12 |
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Find the perfect message to send
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Aisa khat likho |
Girl: Aisa khat likho sajna,
meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey
Boy
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Le Sajni ab parrh!! |
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boy says to girl |
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boy says to girl main tum ko
without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to ho hi nahi
sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl says
ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch
kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay |
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ek chote se bachche
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ek chote se bachche ko roj rat
main susu lagti thi to uski mamai ne kaha beta jab tere ko susu
lage to bol diya kar ki mughe gana gana hai to mai samagh jaugi
, ek bat uska papa wah papa ke sath soya to rat me bolta hai
papa gana gana hai papa bola beta rat main nahi gate hain per
jab ladka na mana to bap bola acha dheere se kaan main ga de....
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Newton's First Law |
Newton's First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals |
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Newton's 2nd law |
Newton's 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy
is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the
boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or
decreament of the
bank balance. |
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Newton's First Law |
Newton's First Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a
girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on
unless
any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play
and
break the legs of the boy. |
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Bus Me 1 Khusra |
Bus Me 1 Khusra,Or us ki back side
par,
Ek baba ji thay....
Pechy se kisi sharir larky na..
Khusry ko ungli charha di,
Or khud pechy hat gia ....
Khusry nay pichy mur kar baby se kaha,
Baba ji main sadky Ay miss call tusi diti ay?
Baby nay apni DOTI utha kar kaar kaha,
Nahi Ballo! Mera tey Balance ei khatam Ay |
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wish to do in
future |
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Teacher: what do u wish to do in
future ?
Ali : I want 2 b pilot.
Hasan : I want 2 b doctor
sana I want 2 b mother .
Abid : !want 2 help |
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frog -
sardar |
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frog: tumhare pas dimag
nahi hai
sardar: hai
frog: nahi hai
sardar: hai
frog: nahi hai,and jumps into a well
sardar-ismey sucide karne wali konsi baat thi |
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Waiter - Customer |
Waiter: Would you like your coffee
black? ,
Customer: What other colors do you have? |
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Husband - Wife |
Husband: U know, wife, our son got
his brain from me.,
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me! |
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Fun with Handsome
Boys |
Girls Psychology - Fraud with
Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming
Boys;
Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love
with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the
Rich Boy.. |
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Ladkiyan badal jaati hain |
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha
tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur
ladki thi. 4th
day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
UBAID remeber me |
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tum ne mere tan se khela |
tum ne mere tan se khela
tum ne mere mann se khela
well played oye well played |
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1 sardar |
1 sardar ulta nanga leta hota hai
1 naughty boy ata hai aur uski ASS per tabla baja ker chala jata
hai is per
sardar ulta hota hai aur kehta
hai "ae ley hun bansri vi vaja
le" |
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With Idiot for
Ever |
Husband asks, Do you know the
meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Every time!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever , |
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