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Sms jokes - 13 |
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Find the perfect message to send
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Happiest man |
Happiest man is on whose,
daughter's photograph is on femina cover,
son on India today,
girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing column of newspaper. |
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MINIMUM & MAXIMUM |
Thought for the Days!!!
if you call your mother as MUM...
What will you call Mother's younger
sis and elder
sis?
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM |
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AUTOMATICALLY |
Explain The word
"AUTOMATICALLY"
....Nahe pata
i'll xplain...
ager koi ganji ladki
auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain
auto_mein_takli:~$ |
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Rs. 500 munh dikhayi |
Husband ne at 1st night opened the
Ghunghat gave
Rs. 500 munh dikhayi. Wife ne kaha Tum mere Husband ho is liye
leleti hoon
warna mai 2000 se kam nahi leti |
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mother had the
most painful delivery |
Whose mother had the most painful
delivery
Guess ?
Still Thinking.....
Ans: Sunny Deol
Why?
Becoz he himself said "Main nikla gadi lay kay" |
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Zara dheere karo na |
Wife: Zara dheere karo na kyun
TezGaam chala rahe ho ?
Maalgaadi chalao na.....................
Itne mein beta bed se neeche gira aur bola.........
Behanchod jo marji chalao par sawari ko to mat girao... |
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Kele ke saath |
Woman: Dr. sahab
mujhe thode din bachha nahi chahiye.
Dr: Ye Condom le lo........
Woman: Ye pani ke sath lu ya doodh ke saath...
Dr: Kele ke saath!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Teacher -
LOVE |
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Teacher: "LOVE" kia Hai
Ali: Sir "L" ko pakar k "O" ko duba k "V" main Ghusa k jab "E"
ki Awaz aye to usay "LOVE" kehtay hain. |
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life without GIRLS |
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Just imagine life without GIRLS
the result ===
markets silent
streets empty
the police at rest
All mobile companies in loss
No SMS
No flowers
No candles
No perfumes
No traveling
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN !! |
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cooking chicken |
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I was cooking chicken. When added
palak in it, the chicken stood up and started dancing and
saying" Hum pe yeh kis ne hara rang dala,maar dala,Allah maar
dala. |
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mean by MAN |
did u know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man |
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lady is like a
football |
AT 18 a lady is like a football,
22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other |
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dad a
terrorist |
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Hey, is your dad a
terrorist? Cos baby, you're the
bomb |
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i am also
lion |
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one day dog dancing madly on the
merage of lion lion ask y r u dancing madly dog said i am also
lion before merrage.... |
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figure like a Coke
bottle |
Husband:" Darling years ago u had a
figure like a Coke bottle."
Wife:" Yes darling I still do but the only difference is earlier
it was300ml and now it's 1.5 liter. |
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BAAP BYTE SE , |
BAAP BYTE SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTE HOO ,
KIYA WAJAH HIA ?
BYTE : PAPA KAHNE SE LIPSTICK JO KHARAB HOO JATE HAI |
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