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Sms jokes - 14 |
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Find the perfect message to send
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KRISHNA, NABI, GANDHI&
JESUS |
Teacher:-What is common between
KRISHNA, NABI, GANDHI& JESUS...?
SARDAR replied...."ALL ARE
bOrN ON GOVERMENT
HOLIDAYS...! |
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small things hurt
a lot |
PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a
lot
Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin... |
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A girl says to her
boyfriend |
A girl says to her boyfriend, One
kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy says thanks for
the warning! |
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girl - doctor |
girl. doctor mai apne jub hi
kaprey otarti ho tu mujhe bohut uljhan hoti hai kiya aap ke paas
is ka elaaj hai
doctor.yes mai light off karat ho tum kaprey uttaro.
girl.yes doctor mai ne kaprey uttar diye hai per esse kaha rakho.
doctor. yaha tabel per jaha mere rakhey hoi hai. |
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I love ur
wife. |
World's
Smallest
resignation
letter?
Respected sir,
I love ur
wife. |
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three wonders of a
woman |
There are three wonders of a woman
01. Give milk without eating grass
02. Get wet without water
03. Bleed for a week without going to die |
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Lady to inspector |
Lady to inspector Santa: My
husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back
yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else. |
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you marry me |
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Man said passionately: Will you
marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What
do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his
mother! |
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fast Communication |
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Three Ways of fast Communication
1: Television
2: Telephone
3: Tell-a-women |
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Devdas - paro |
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Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera
naam ker do.paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.Devdas:itna
garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh
jo hain.Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea... |
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Gabbar -
Viru |
Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.
Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto
ke samne chaddi mat utarna.
Basanti: Viru dar mat maine
chaddi pahni hi nahi hai... |
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a sexy woman like
a |
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a sexy woman like a 1000 rupee
note, u don't know how many have handled it but u still want 2
have it. |
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Wife mean |
Wife mean
w-who
i-is
f- for
e- enjoyment
and husband mean
h-how
u- u
s- serve
b- batter
a- and
n- nice
d- darling |
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do you want 2 die? |
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Wife- i will die. Husband- i will
also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni
khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! |
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ek jungle |
ek jungle mein chuhay se sab
dartey the,
agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,
haathi bhi kahin chup jata,
aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia
maajra hai,
pata chala chuha MQM mein tha |
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