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Sms jokes - 15 |
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Find the perfect message to send
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sabse garam chez |
teacher sabse garam chez kya he ?
stud: jalta howa bulb
tech: shabash woh kese
stud: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi k pehle
bulb band karo phir mon men longi |
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sex nahee karteee |
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aij jamadarnee ko aik condume mil
gayia too malikan kee pass lee kar gayee our poocha yee kia hay?
malikan kia ap loog sex nahee karteee ? jamadarnee kartee hay
leeken etna bb nahee kee khool uttar jayeee |
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Sales Girl -
Customer |
Sales Girl: sorry sir you can't
smoke here.
Customer: but I
bought cigarette from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it doesn't mean you start
fucking here. |
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Shiva - Bruce lee |
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What did shivaji say to bruce lee
when he met him? tu karate me marathe |
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Bachey -
Chachi -
Mami |
Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko
mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to
yeh chal raha hai. |
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Girls r looking at
u |
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U r walking in road. Girls r
looking
at u & u r smiling smartly 2 them. U don't care any1. but OPPS u
just 4got 2 close ur PANTS CHAIN again & have no underware! |
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Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti
hain |
Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti
hain,
Jitna pio utna ziada maza aata hay,
Girls;larkay juice ki tarah hotay hain,
Jab maza anay lagta hay to khataam ho jtay hain. |
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Boy - girl |
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Boy say 2girl "agar may
tumhare Brest daba kar bhaag jaun to tum kya socho gee||?"
girl
"to may socho gee ke aik pagal go poore car chala sakta tha sirf
horan daba kar bag geya |" hahahahah |
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Americans chand per |
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Kafi Americans chand per poanch
gay hain. Listen. apnay mehbooba ko
chand mat kehna werna 3,4 log aus per be char jain gay. :-) |
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lady is like a
football |
AT 18 a lady is like a football,
22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing
her to the other |
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behind every
SUCCESSFUL woman |
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behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED
man, but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man... |
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Acute Angina |
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A man to cardiologist, How dare u tell my wife that she has a
cute Vagina, Doctor, stupid, i told her that she has acute
Angina |
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