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Sms jokes - 16 |
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Find the perfect message to send
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A boy and gal of
5th class asked(In Urdu) |
A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher "kya chote bachoon ke
bhi bache hoote
hain"? teacher nahin kabhi nahin " boy said to girl-dekha aur tu
aise hi dar rahi thi". |
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Musharraf - mother |
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Musharraf said to his
mother. Ammi meri B.V , M.M.A
walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai
wardi utaro. |
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Which Type Of
Woman Is Yours? |
Which Type Of Woman Is
Yours?
HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right,
but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly
use for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is
fun!
INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not
expect |
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A husband was
stung by |
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A husband was stung by a
bee on his penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh
God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is. |
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Maid cleaning
bedroom found |
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Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condom and kept
looking at it. Madam asked don't you have sex in the village,
Maid "Yes we do but not till the skin drops off. |
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Question? |
who is stronger man or woman?
Answer?
A woman coz she lifts two mountain on her chest while man lifts
his crane with the help of 2 stones. |
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Why do Couples
hold hands on Wedding Day? |
Ques : Why do Couples hold hands on Wedding Day?
Ans : Just for Formality, like 2 Boxers shaking hands before
Fight!! |
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Girls Hostel ki light |
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Girls Hostel ki light chali
gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo |
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chota sardar |
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chota sardar:mummy kal raat
ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal
gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki! |
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Laloo was coming
out of Airport |
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Once Laloo was coming out of
Airport. As there was a huge rush, the security guard told Laloo
"WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved |
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time difference
between Bihar and Las Vegas |
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Once Laloo wanted to know the time
difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the
Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell me
the time
difference between Patna and Las Begas...". . The man at the
other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately
replies "thank you" and puts the phone down |
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At a bar in New
York |
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At a bar in New York, the man to
Laloo's left tells the bartender ,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And
the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE." The bartender
approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Lalooreplies: "LALOO
YADAV, MARRIED |
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Laloo decides to
go modeling |
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After having resigned as the CM of
Bihar, Laloo decides to go modeling. Once he enters the herd of
buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he
poses for the photo. Next day the photo
appears front page of a
newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION !! "Laloo, third from left!" |
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turn Japan into
the next Bihar! |
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Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a
Japanese Delegation for
Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite
impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent
state. Give us three years and we willturn it into an economic
superpower like Japan." Laloo was very surprised."You Japanese
are very inefficient" he stated. "Give me three days and Iwill
turn Japan into the next Bihar!"
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Who's guilty |
A Wife is sleeping in the middle
of the night, she suddenly shouts: "Get up quickly my
husband is
here!!!"
the man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts
himself and then realizes "Damn, I am the husband!!!"
Who's guilty in the situation????????????? |
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Best SMS of the
year |
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Best SMS of the year- a
Mother makes her son
"INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2
minutes. |
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