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Sms jokes - 17 |
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Find the perfect message to send
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LAMP ON HIS
WIFE HEAD
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A
MAN PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD AND SAID TO HER IF YOU LIED
THESE LAMP WILL TURN ON DO YOU UNDERSTAND ????? SHE SAID YES
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THE LAMP TURNED ON !!!! |
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What a bad day |
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What a bad day 4 elisa! her mom &
dad went out 2 a church so she decided 2 invite her boyfriend
Dipopo 2 come with his friend Khali bcoz she's left alone @
home.The 2 arrived in time, her parents came back unexpectedly
4rom Church @ she told Dipopo 2 hide under the
bed & khali ot top of the wadrop@ her bedroom, both
of them went 2 her bedroom. Her dad asked how was her day? & she
said,"mmmmm,,,, fine" & her Mom said,"The 1 who is on top knows
everythin(refering 2 God with a finger)" emmidiatly Khali had
that, he jumped down from the wadrop & said, the 1 who knows
everything is the 1 under the bed |
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Ek aadmi Ki Biwi |
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Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum Ho gaiee. Who
Ramji ke Mandir gaya. Ramji ne kaha, Wats baaju mein Viraajmaan
Hanuman se Prarthana kar, meri bhi unho ne dhoondhi thi |
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daughter
sends a telegram to her
father |
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A daughter sends a telegram
to her
father on her clearing B.Ed
exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has
been successful in BED."
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chemistry class
teacher asked |
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in chemistry class teacher asked a
girl: what r Nitrates?
Girl
answered shyly:nights rates r high then day ..! |
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different between
Himami & Sunami |
what is the different between
Himami & Sunami?
Himami is face wash,
Sunami is total wash. |
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A job in Railways. |
A job in Railways.
Salary 15000/-,
job profile:-When the
headlight of the Engine
is not working you
have to run in front of
the train with a torch,
So hurry up...
wish u all the best. |
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What if goctors |
What if goctors
started directing
movies?
Here are eg:
1.stethoscopukal
katha parayunnu.
2.Oru ECG diary
kuruppu..
3.Meerayude CT yum
muthuvinte X-Rayum
4.Vasanthiyum aidsum
pinne nhanum
5.Ayal BP
edukkugayanu.
6.MBBS penninu MD
payyan
7.Sister marude
shradhayku.
8.Neru ariyan MRI
9.Syringe Madhavan.
10.BDS MOOSA
11.Compounder raman.
12.Meenathil surgery.
13.Parakum gulika.
14.Sister vannu
vilichappol.(A)
15.The
mortuary.(horror) |
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animal which live
in water & land |
TEACHER :Name the animal which
live in water & land
STUDENT :Simple 'Frog'
TEACHER
:Now name such 4 animal
STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother, Frog's father, Frog's sister" |
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BREAKING NEWS |
BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun
Mein Aag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka
ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi
tak nahi paya ja |
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Naukarani -
Malkan |
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Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun
hai
Malkan: tumhare sahab office ki kisi larki se payyar karte hai
Naukarani: nahiiiiin, sahab mujhe dokha nahi de sakte |
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Man ask God |
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Man ask God " God Y U make women
so BEAUTIFUL? God so that u can LUV her.
Men but Y u make her so STUPID? God says so that she can LUV
U....... |
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A priest saw a
girl |
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A priest saw a girl removing her
blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he
opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God
please close your eyes. |
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a death penalty |
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A convicted rapist was sentenced
to a death penalty. he was 2 choose between being hanged or being
injected with a syringe with HIV/AIDS blood. he choose to be
injected with AIDS, after they have finished with him he never
stopped laughing and they asked why r u laughing he just
whispered
and say i have put on a condom |
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women love
gold more than
men |
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Why women love gold more than
men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only
one carrot. |
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difference
between
secretary & private secretary |
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What is the difference between
secretary & private secretary? Ans: secretary says GOOD MORNING
SIR & private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR. |
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One night |
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One night, Mooch was making
love for the first time after
the wedding. She saw it all on TV but the husband was like,
"Man, you cry like the virgin but you know how to give it all to
me, in all angles to fuck it" |
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Egyptian's
Children |
Why are Egyptian's Children
always confused??
Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY. |
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Romance Mathematics
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Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart
woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy |
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