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Sms jokes - 19 |
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Find the perfect message to send
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What were you
convicted for |
first prisoner: What were you
convicted for?
Second prisoner: Nothing.
First prisoner: Honestly...for nothing. I stole a wallet, but
there was nothing in it? |
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Cops were
spreading |
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Cops were spreading the
message:" No more street vendors." A Venda woman said 2 de
cops:" Why only Vendas,what about street Tsongas, street Zulus &
the rest?" |
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God apun se bola |
God apun se bola, "KIDHAR JANE KA
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Jannat Ya Dozakh !
Apun boola " DOZAKH "
U know apun aisa q bola?
Bcoz apun ko maloom k tum sala dost log
wahin mile ga......!!!:-) |
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SON PAPA |
SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT gaye
he?
PAPA;nahi beta,kyo kiya hua
SON;to phir ye ap itni khof naak
MUMMY kaha se laye he
ALWAYS REMEMBER ME |
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A mans occupation |
A mans occupation
is 2 stick his coqulation
up a womens ventalation
2 increase the population
of the younger generation
if ya wanna demonstration
please lie down |
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Boy: mom |
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA
raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega. |
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circuit MAMMu |
curcuit-hey mammu papad aur jhapat
mein kya fark hai
MAMMu-nahi pata
curcuit_to kha ke dekhle pata chal jayega |
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MAMMU-ye chand to raat mein
nikalta hai aj din mein kaise nikal gaya
GIRL-ullu to raaat mein bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada` |
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circuit -
MUNNA |
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curcuit-bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne
bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka,aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi
bolega
MUNNA BHAI-hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund
reyla hai
CURCUIT-bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko
MUNNA BHAI-pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na |
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like reading
National Geographic |
Q-Why is reading a Playboy/Playgirl
magazine like reading National Geographic?
A-U get 2 see many great places u dont get 2 visit |
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Judge-y did u attack tat young
man? |
Judge-y did u attack tat young
man?
Old lady- he grabbed me, took
my clothes off, threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL
FOOL! |
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A girl & her
grandma were sitting in the balcony |
A girl & her grandma were sitting
in the balcony. Girl shouted to her mother [who was inside]" mom,
Tom cruise is coming"
Mother: "you come inside"
Few minutes later Girl shouted, "mom, Clinton is coming"
Mother: "Ask your Grandma also to come inside" |
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PATENT - DOCTOR |
PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH MUJHE BAHUT
PATLE DAST AA RAHE HAI
DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE
PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH BAHUT PATLE
DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE
PATENT:- SAABH ITNE PATLE KI SMS PADNE WALA KULLA KARLE |
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favorite stone,
favorite star, & favorite number |
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Man: sir i m married, i had 10
childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite star, & favorite
number, Astropamist:
Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ
SITARA sey hi ho ga...... |
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eight man r raping
a woman |
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eight man r raping a woman ..the
woman is laughing nonstop ..so after the men get bugged n ask
her y she laughing ..she replies " mujhe AIDS hai "******* |
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One is looking
very upset |
One is looking very upset by
thinking that.......
"HOW HIS SISTER HAS 2 BROTHERS AND HE HAS ONLY ONE" |
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