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Sms jokes
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Find the perfect message to send
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girls dont put mobile phones
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Q........Y
do girls dont put mobile phones in their BRA?
A.........Bcoz Vibration convert milk into Lassi..hahahahha |
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Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, |
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Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,
hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen,
hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai. |
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Good Unerdtsanding |
Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp!
Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg,
Btu i Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu Msitkae |
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An excellent saying...... .... |
An excellent saying...... ....
"The Dream is not what you see in sleep..,
Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep." |
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A girl & her grandma |
A girl & her grandma were sitting
in the balcony. Girl shouted to her mother[who was inside]"mom,
Tom cruise
is coming"
Mother:"you come inside"
Few minutes later Girl shouted, "mom, Clinton is coming"
Mother:"Ask your Grandma also to come inside". |
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3 Fastest means of communication |
3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Need still faster?
Tell her not 2 tell any1... |
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1000 pgs book can b read. |
Survey Subject: In how many days a
1000 pgs book can b read.
Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE
NIGHT B4 THE EXAM. |
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mai kuch boli.......
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Wife: Suno j i mujhe new brazier
lenaa hai
Husband: Brazier ki
kya zarorat hai itne chotay
chotay tu haim.
Wife:kal tumne underwear liya mai kuch boli.......
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EMRAN HASHMI |
After de death of EMRAN HASHMI
what will be written on his grave "DONOT DISTURB" Soney de SAALE
ko
pehli baar to akela so raha hai! |
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Newton's Law of Romance |
Newtons Law of Romance
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER... |
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A man on wife's BIRTHDAY |
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A man on wife's BIRTHDAY had no
money,so he sent a cheq 100 kisses.When he returned home his
wife said
"THANKZ 4 CHEQ I GOT IT CASHED 4M BANK MANAGER" |
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kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha |
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kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha, 4
addmi ne eik saat sumander main chalang lagaye magar sirf eik ke
baal
gheley howe
ye kase mumkin hain
baqi 3 ganje they |
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Past is experience! |
Past is experience! Present is experiment! Future is
expectation!
Use ur experience in ur experiment 2 acheive ur expectations &
enjoy life...! |
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