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Sms jokes
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Find the perfect message to send
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Two ladies were working in a
furniture |
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Two ladies were working in a
furniture shop, one for ELLERINES and other one was working for
WONDER furniture shop they use to take the same bus at same stop
at the same time. So other day they were
waiting until late and the lady
that's works for WONDER said "I WONDER WHY THIS BUS IS LATE" and
the other lady didnt want to be left out she said "I ELLERINES
WHAT'S WRONG? |
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A woman was
bragging |
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A woman was bragging to her
neighbour about her son, a university student. "Our son is so
brilliant, every time we get a letter from him we have tio go to
the dictionary," said a proud mom. "You are lucky, "the
neighbour said. "Every time we get a letter from ours, we have
to go to the bank!" |
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a kid says to teacher: |
a kid says to teacher: techer meri
ammi ko bacha hojaye ga.
teacher says: yes
kid:meri anty ko bacha ho jayega.
teacher yes.
kid: teacher aap ko bacha ho jaye ga.
teacher yes.
kid: teacher is munni ko bacha ho jaye ga.
teacher no beta ye abhi bohat choti hay.
kid : dekha munni men ne kaha tha na kuch nahi hoga |
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FIVE Great KINGS |
Can U name FIVE Great KINGS who
have brought HAPPINESS into PEOPLES LIVES??
ANSWER: "drin-KING, smo-KING, lic-KING, suc-KING & ofcourse
fucKING |
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question - answer |
question:NISAR kaise paida hua
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answer:jawani janeman haseen dilruba mil do dil jawan NISAR
hogaya |
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Two snakes meet
each other |
Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip |
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Sharabi |
Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,
Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata
dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain |
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A mother bought
her son |
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A mother bought her son a $39
Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price
tag off?", the boy asked.
"Leave it on," his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too
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Son: Papa |
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Son:Papa,Sab log Shadi Karke
Pareshan hain,To Shadi Kyo Karte Hain.?Papa:Beta,Akal Badaam
Khane se nahi,Thokar Khake Ati He |
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A young man asked a
priest......... |
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A young man asked a
priest.........
Father!Is it a sin to sleep with a girl?....
Priest!N my child....But problem is that u guys never SLEEP.... |
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a man gave his
testes |
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a man gave his testes to boy to
play. they threw moni on him he pressurisd them and man dead |
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1986 ke girl -
2006 ke girl |
1986 ke girl;
Mama jeans pehen lon
Mom; Na baiti log kiya kahen gay.
2006 ke girl;Mama mini skirt pehen lon
Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen............. |
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girls are like an
internet virus |
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girls are like an internet virus,
they enter ur life, scan ur poket , transfer ur money, edit ur
mind, download their problems delete ur smiles and hang u for
ever |
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How Do U Tell To
UR Girlfriend |
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How Do U Tell To UR Girlfriend If
U Want 2 go 2 Toilet During Dinner? Darling,I've 2 Shake Hands
with a Close friend of MIne Whom I'm Going 2 introduce 2 u Later |
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Sadham meets kajol |
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Sadham meets kajol n
asks her " how is ur life ?" ,
kajol says " Kabie khushi kabie gham!" n kajol asks Sadham " how
about u? " n he says " kabie BUSH kabie BOMB"!!!!!!! |
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teacher teaching algebra to
student |
teacher teaching algebra to
student
A=B=C
it means A=C
sir asked 2 give example 4 it
student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur
daughter
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NEWTONS LAW OF
LOVE |
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NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE:- LOVE CAN
NEITHER B CREATED NOR DESTROYD BUT IT CAN ONLY B CHNGD FRM ONE
GRL TO ANTHR WID D LOSS OF
MONEY
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