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Sms jokes
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Find the perfect message to send
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Lovers r Outgoing
Calls |
Wives r Incoming Calls
Lovers r Outgoing
Calls
Aunties r Tollfree Calls
Callgirls r Roaming Calls
Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls |
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Wife asked his
husband |
Wife asked his husband how many
women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was
awake!! |
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marry me with
intelligent man |
young girl praying: pls God marry
me with intelligent man
god replied: that's impossible, because intelligent men don't get
married |
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May I hold your |
BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy |
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I killed a person |
Teacher: "I killed a person"
convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail". |
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you make women so
beautiful? |
Man said to God : Why did you make
women so beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But
why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man : So that they will love you |
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what is an idiot? |
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such
a strange and long way that another person who is listening to
him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No. |
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Girls before
marriage |
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Girls before marriage look like
barbi Doll
After marriage beautiful Doll
After 1 year nice Doll
After 2 Years only Doll
& After 3 Years panaDoll |
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ek adimi ne apni wife ko |
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ek adimi ne apni wife ko khat
likha"is mahene salary k badley 100 kiss bhej raha hoon.wife ne
jawab diya "app ki salray k badley 100 kiss miley,hisaab bhej
rahi hoon.1.doodh wala 2 kiss mea maan giya 2.teacher ko 7 kiss
deni pari,3.sabzi wala 7 kiss mea nahi maana isliye 9 deni
pari.4makaan malik to rooz 6-7 kiss le jata hay.app fiker nahi
kerna,mere pass abhi lag bhag 30,40 kiss or hain.MAHINA ARAM SE
KAT JAEY GA |
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child had never
seen |
a child had never seen his hips
once his teacher beat with ruler n his hips...he was very angry
he came bacand saw his hips in the mirror n said:
(KAMEENE NE DO TUKREY KAR DIYe) |
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