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Sms jokes
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Can you explain |
Can you explain to me how this
lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my
shirt off. |
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Life is like a |
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Life is like a P--nIS. Sometimes
up somtms down, smtms hard smtms soft, smtms small smtms big,
smtmms in smtms out. So enjoy
da PE-iS....OOOps, I mean life. |
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difference between
a wife and a girlfriend |
Q:What is the difference between a
wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!! |
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aadmi nahi dikhta |
Rizwan: Doctor say help
me, mein jab baat karta huun to
muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone karte waqt |
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Husband aur wife |
Husband aur wife hotel me gaye
tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimaag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh
bhi Yehi pahuchegi. |
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3 male aur 2 female. |
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se... |
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du khoosrey kahin jaa rahey they |
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du khoosrey kahin jaa rahey they
unn mien se ek neechey gir gya tu dusri ne usey uthatey huey
kaha UTHO BEHAN MARD BANO.. |
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