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Sms jokes
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Find the perfect message to send
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60 years old
bachelor |
A 60 years old bachelor advertises
his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after a month he got
a letter Copyright www.lovelysms.com
"mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.
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Bhagwan mujhy dukh
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Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady
mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line
mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie. |
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Secretary to Boss |
Secretary to Boss : sir aap mujhay
500 rupey day sakte hein main aapko kal dey doongi?
Boss : yeh lo 1000 Rupay, abhi dey do ;) |
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note blouse se nikala hai |
Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blouse se nikala hai kya?
Madam: hann par kaise laga?
Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh
abhi bhi khula hua hai! |
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Husband wife |
Husband touched boobs and
sung: Piyo glass full doodh,
wonderful doodh.
Immediately wife touched
his penis n said: Thanda
matlab CHOTA COKE! |
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man wanted
sex from
his wife |
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man wanted
sex from his wife, and a wife
refused and said that she was tired and gave her husband 50bucks
and said go buy from prostitutes. he came back and wife asked
where did u buy from? the husband said i bought from maNKOSI, the
wife said yeses!! maNKOSI is greedy why I give her husband 4
free!! |
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HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA |
HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA AUR PINGRAY
MAIN BAND KIA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
PHIR PAKRA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL
GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA auR KAHAYA TO WOH PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA |
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