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Sms jokes
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Find the perfect message to send
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Boys say it's
great |
Boys say it's great, boys say it's
fine.
9 months later they say it's not mine ! |
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Kisi VAKEEL se pyar mat karna |
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Kisi VAKEEL se pyar mat karna vo
kahega"I OBJECT" Kisi DOCTOR S pyar mat karna vo kahega "NEXT"
Pyar karna TEACHER Se kahega"DO IT 5Times" |
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3 sardar where
going on |
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3 sardar where going on a motor
cycle. policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted oye pehle hi
teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...! |
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always keep a
picture |
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always keep a picture of ur wife
in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that
other problems r not as big as this one |
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lady drinking coke |
lady drinking coke, machar falls
in .
lady take it out ,
machar says ;maaaaaaaa
lady ask why u did u call me maaaaaaaaaaaa
machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaaaaa |
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anita ne gass khai |
teacher: anita ne gass khai : is ka
future tens batao?
sardar student: anita kal dhood degi hahahaha |
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It is said that inzamam |
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It is said that inzamam don't
understand english. Once a commentrator asked,"hey inzi your
wife had a baby last week, is this true"? Inzi said "Bismillah
Hirrehman Nira Raheem first of all i thak to Allah and then
credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially
Afridi do very well if they continue we can have another chance. |
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Tute hue dil se pyar
karogi |
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Boy asks: Tute hue dil se pyar
karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tk
pitoge.. |
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Nurse come in
Doc's Room. |
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A Nurse come in Doc's Room.
Docs Asks: Why is ur one Boob out of ur Shirt?
Nurse ans:
Oh! These medical students never keep the things at place after
use. |
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baby boy & baby
girl |
a baby boy & baby girl making bath
in bath tab.
baby Girl saw down of boy and asked.
can i touch your peen,
OH NO NEVER.
you have already broken your own |
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