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Sms jokes
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Find the perfect message to send
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Pledge of BOYS |
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Pledge of BOYS - India is our
nation,girls r our destination, dating is our occupation,
flirting is our proffesion,to hell with education... |
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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo |
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki
team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao... |
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Boy to girl in romantic |
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Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug
sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay" |
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Boy to girl |
Boy to girl"Yaar aag kaal shahre
sa texiya katam hoo gayee hay" She reply
" kiya kare bai Riksha jo chalne shoroo hoo gaye hay" |
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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka |
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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim
sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal
garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai. |
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8 years boy caught
in RAPE |
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8 years boy caught in RAPE case.
Lady lawyer holds his penis & says UR HONOUR see him, can he
RAPE? Boy silently: HILA MAT WARNA CASE HAAR JAYEGI |
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Class main ek larki |
Class main ek larki biskit kha
rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya,
Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahe ho sat wala bola dood ma dabo dabo k
kha rahe ha |
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Girls hostel ki light |
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Girls hostel ki light chali jatti
hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai "Light chali gai
hai" "Aadmi bnaijo Replied" "Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam
chalao" |
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girls hostel hai |
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Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay
hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.
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