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Sms jokes
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Find the perfect message to send
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Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? |
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha
chali jaye |
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3 girls are walking in da
road |
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da
road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.
studnt: WOW! |
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man asked to other |
1 man asked to other
a man died to drinking a milk, Tell me y this happen ?
other man replied,
it would poissionus milk .
the man said
no ,
then again he replied,
the milk was'nt diggeust.
man again said no..............
ok
lett i tell u "abay yaar bhains us per baith gai thi" |
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Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi
aati |
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Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi
aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k
liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!! |
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EK UNPARE(ILLETERATE)CONDUCTER
SE: |
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EK UNPARE(ILLETERATE)CONDUCTER
SE:"GAREE MAI JAGA HAI".COND:"HA EK ADMEE KEE".SAWAREE:"LEKEN
MERE PASS DO LADIES B HAI".COND:"TUM BETOO MAI LADIES KO OPPER
BAND LOANGA" |
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one day three men
walk |
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one day three men walk 2 de bar
they serve them they start with the first one what ul like sir
he said jack daniel singl,the other one said jonny walker single
soccer player said siyabonga nomvete married |
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Dear customer
ur
underwear |
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Dear customer
ur underwear validity for 1
year is over. Pls change ur underwear today and enjoy mega 1 year
validity |
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I saw a man
beating a donkey |
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Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a
man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be
showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love |
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tujhi ladka passand Aaya |
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MOm:tujhi ladka passand Aaya ho to
baat agay Chalayen...
Girl:ladka to thek hai par thoda motta hia ..
Mom:TV Chahe 14" ka ho ya phir 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai..
hahaha |
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