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Sms jokes
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Find the perfect message to send
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Two Lovers
Plan to die |
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2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return
back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute
saying love never dies. |
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Ik raat bahu
ne |
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Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, magar saas ne
kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii |
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A sardarji Doctor
falls in Love |
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A sardarji
Doctor falls in Love with a
Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U
sister.... |
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Sardar to
Girlfriend= Darling main tum |
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Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta
gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun
hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche... |
Sardar
proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you |
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to
you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you
NEXT YEAR. |
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Sardar was
writing something very slowly. |
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:
Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar:
Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast. |
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Husband
asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. |
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of
WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Every time!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever |
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Laloo bada chalak
hai |
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Laloo bada
chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he...
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hat hai.. |
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