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Sms jokes
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Find the perfect message to send
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Why do couples
hold hands during their wedding day? |
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Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like
two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins ! |
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AT 18 a lady
is like a football, 22 men behind her, |
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other |
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2 Sardars looking
at Egyptian mummy |
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many
bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar
bhi likha hai. BC-1760!! |
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Once a
chunti saw a dali |
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Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but on the
way she saw a muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to
chunta,because, GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy |
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Banta Sing! u get
marry with Santa after |
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Banta Sing! u get marry
with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1
enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing |
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Girls are like
roads |
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Girls are like roads, more the
curves, more the dangerous they
are. |
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Ek sawal...14FEB
VALENTINES |
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Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI
THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA HAI. |
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How Old is ur
father |
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Tcher: How Old is
ur father. Sunny
Tcher: How Old is ur
father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny:
He bcom father only after I was born. |
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