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Sms jokes
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Find the perfect message to send
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friendship day |
Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay
ka din kaun sa hoga.?
Ans...Jis din rakhi ---*---
aur friendship day ---!!---
ek saath padega |
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Tumhary saath kia masla hy? |
Tumhary saath kia masla hy?
har wakt pregnent rehti ho
jab bhi tumhain
sms kia
tumhari delivery report aa jati hy |
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tootey huey dil se pyaar
karo gi |
larka: tootey huey dil se pyaar
karo gi, ya dil tootney tak pyaar karo gi?
larki: tootey huey chappel se maar khao gey, ya chappel tootney
tak maar khao ge?? |
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After confessing |
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After confessing dat he raped a
woman,a blind man said:"I saw her naked & I couldn't help it." |
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Patient to Doctor |
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut
achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi. |
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Medical Shayri |
Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai! |
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terrorists |
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terrorists have kidnapped our
lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will
burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. |
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