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Sms jokes
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Find the perfect message to send
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How are your
grades, son? |
FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They're below C level. |
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I deserve
a zero on this exam |
STUDENT: But I don't think
I deserve a zero on this exam.
TEACHER: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give you. |
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Computer Teacher asks a kid |
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Computer Teacher asks a kid wat r
d two latest varjons of java?Kid Told 1)MARJAVA N 2)MITJAVA,Ishq
me dil jaan b naam tere kar java java. |
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Pj of d yr-Jiska dil tut gaya hai |
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Pj of d yr-Jiska dil tut gaya hai
uske pass genrl knwldge kyu nahi hota hai???Socho??Kyoki Jab
dil hi tut gaya to ''G.K'' kya kare |
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''SHOLAY'' MOVIE |
A FAMILY SAW ''SHOLAY'' MOVIE
CAME BACK HOME AND HUSBAND ROMANTICALLY SAID TO WIFE
'' NACH BASANTI NACH''
CHILD ADDED
''NAHIN BASANTI IS KUTE K SAMNE MAT NACHNA'' |
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What should be in
a book |
Teacher: What should be in a book
to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl |
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1 punjabi 1 Sindhi or 1 PATHAN |
1 punjabi 1 Sindhi or 1 PATHAN
Dozakh main thae.or teenon ke khawahish the k woh zameen par
ayeen. Akhir kaar un ko zameen par jany ke ijazat mil gaye but 1
shart par k woh zameen par ja kar koi khawish nahe karain ge ..
agar unhon ne koi khawahish ke to Wapas DOZAKH main baij diye
jayen ge. teenon punjabi pathan oor sindhi ja rahy thae k Sindhi
ko book lag gaye oor uss ne Khana khany ke shadeed khawhish ke.
jaisy he uss ne khawhish ke Sath main he Sindhi gayeeb ho giya.
ab punjabi oor pathan reh gaye thae. Ab punjabi ne Zameen Par se
Khuch uthany k liye neechy huwa.(RAKOO WALY HALAT MAIN) to jab
woh seeda huwa to Peechy Se pathan Gayeeb ho chuka tha .. =))
Moral.. Pathan Ke Khawahish Bury Balaa hai
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Why can't u trust a woman ? |
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Why can't u trust a woman ?
Ans : How can u trust something that
bleeds for five days and
doesn't die |
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