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Sms jokes
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Find the perfect message to send
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Doctor to
Patient : The check which u gave |
Doctor to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine
has also returned back. |
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My wife ran
away with my best friend. |
My wife ran away with my best friend.
To tell you the truth, I really miss him |
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Whats the
closest thing to a womans period? |
Whats the closest thing to a womans period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come,everythings f~cked |
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What do you
call a wife who is sexy, |
What do you call a wife who is
sexy,
beautiful, intelligent, understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumour! |
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Husband
asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE. |
Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Every time!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever. |
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Early to bed
and early to rise makes ur girlfriend |
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Early to bed and early to rise makes ur girlfriend go out with
other guys. |
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A Train is
bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says: |
A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:
'' Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?''
So a man takes off his clothes n say,''Iron these!'' |
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A woman goes
2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction |
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A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction
doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools
lady lifts her skirt, doc says im not a gynecologist im dentist
she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed |
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Mother to
Teenage Daughter |
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Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should
talk about SEX."
Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?". |
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what's
common between the SUN & WOMEN'S |
what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S
UNDERWEAR?
1) both are hot
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by night............ |
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