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Sms jokes
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Find the perfect message to send
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Patient : I always
see spots before my eyes. |
Patient : I always see
spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer |
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Husband wife ki
godh mein leta hua thaa...(In Hindi) |
Husband wife ki godh mein
leta hua thaa...
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete
hon!! |
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After a quarrel, a
husband said
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After a quarrel, a husband
said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice." |
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Father: Tumhe
kaisi biwi chahiye?(In Hindi) |
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha
chali jaye! |
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Man:what is
million years to u? |
Man:what is million years to u?
God:only a second.
Man:what is billion of Dollar.to u?
God:only a Coin.
Man:ok give me a Coin.
God:wait a second.... |
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sardar ji to his
friend: |
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sardar ji to his friend:
Yar bari ushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100
RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron
say to wo 500RS laiti hay |
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Husband to a newly
wed Wife |
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Husband to a newly wed Wife. I could go to the end of the
worldfor u,, wife thanks, but promise me u will stay there |
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A sardar was
running with his pregnant wife |
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A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to
deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti
nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh
replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery
hondi aaa.
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