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Sms jokes
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Find the perfect message to send
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this is your mobile |
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this is your mobile operator we
can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it
on the floor and start jumping on it Takalani |
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Boys say it's great, |
Boys say it's great, boys say it's
fine.
9 months later they say it's not mine ! |
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Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna |
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Kisi VAKEEL se pyar mat karna
oh
kahega"I OBJECT" Kisi DOCTOR Se pyar mat karna oh kahega "NEXT"
Pyar karna TEACHER Se kahega"DO IT 5Times" |
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Teacher: Name |
Teacher: Name
5 polar Animals ?
student:Raindeer
n
his
3
brothers..........
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a
sister........ |
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3 sardar
where going on |
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3 sardar where going on a motor
cycle. policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted oye pehle hi
teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...! |
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God apun se
puchha |
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God apun se puchha,kidhar jana
mangta? SWARG YA NARK? Apun bola NARK! Apun janta,tum saala dost
log udharich milega. Aur jidhar tum log,woich apun ka swarg;-) |
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always keep a picture |
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always keep a picture of ur wife
in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that
other problems r not as big as this one |
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lady drinking coke |
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lady drinking coke, machar falls
in .
lady take it out ,
machar says ;maaaaaaaa
lady ask why u did u call me maaaaaaaaaaaa
machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaaaaa |
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u will try to kiss me |
girl: u will try to kiss me ,
mien shor macha don gi,
boy:likan yaha tu door door tak koi nahien hay.
girl:i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi |
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anita ne gass kai |
teacher: anita ne gass kai : is ka
future tense batao?
sardar student: anita kal dhood degi hahahaha |
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