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Sms jokes
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Find the perfect message to send
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we can have another chance.
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It is said that inzamam don't
understand english. Once a commentrator asked,"hey inzi your
wife had a baby last week, is this true"? Inzi said "Bismillah
Hirrehman Nira Raheem first of all i thak to Allah and then
credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially
Afridi do very well if they continue we can have another chance.
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aaj ki taza khabar |
aj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewkoof
banaya. . .
plz press down 4 details. . .
Ab ki taza khabar 11 ko bewkoof banaya... |
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did u know |
man1:did u know that more than 97%
of the ppl have tv's than bathtubs??...
man2: which proves that more brains are washed than bodies... |
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diamond necklace |
woman:"last night i dreamt of u
buying me a diamond necklace"
man:"tonight, go to sleep and enjoy wearing it" |
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A mobile is like women |
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A mobile is like women :- TALKS
NON-STOP, COSTS A FORTUNE, DISTURBS WHEN UR BUSY AND WHEN U NEED
THEM URGENTLY THEY HAVE NO SERVICE.. |
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people of Turkey |
Teacher: What r the people of
Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany
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Student: They r called Germs |
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Tute hue dil se pyar
karogi, |
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Boy asks: Tute hue dil se pyar
karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tk
pitoge.. |
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A Nurse come |
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A Nurse come in Doc's Room.
Docs Asks: Why is ur one Boob out of ur Shirt?
Nurse ans:
Oh! These medical students never keep the things at place after
use. |
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baby boy & baby girl |
a baby boy & baby girl making bath
in bath tab.
baby Girl saw down of boy and asked.
can i touch your peen,
OH NO NEVER.
you have already broken your own |
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