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Sms jokes
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Find the perfect message to send
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India is our nation |
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Pledge of BOYS - India is our
nation,girls r our destination, dating is our occupation,
flirting is our proffesion,to hell with education... |
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antakshari |
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki
team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao... |
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Boy to girl in romantic
mood |
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Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug
sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay" |
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shahre
se texi |
Boy to girl"Yaar
aajkaal shahre se texiya khatam hoo gayee hay" She reply
" kiya kare bai Riksha jo chalne shoroo hoo gaye hay" |
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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka........ |
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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim
sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal
garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai. |
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8 years boy caught |
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8 years boy caught in RAPE case.
Lady lawyer holds his penis & says UR HONOUR see him, can he
RAPE? Boy silently: HILA MAT WARNA CASE HAAR JAYEGI |
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no men no women no women no love |
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no men no women no women no love
no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no
school no homework no homework no problems! |
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Class main ek ladki |
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Class main ek ladki biskit kha
rahi thi thora kha k brazier ma chhupa liya,
Sir ne pucha ye kya kar rahe ho sat wala bola doodh mein dabo dabo k
kha rahi he |
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Girls hostel |
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Girls hostel ki light chali jatti
hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai "Light chali gai
hai" "Aadmi bnaijo Replied" "Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam
chalao" |
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billi k itnay saray
bachay |
Teacher, billi k itnay saray
bachay kyun hotay hain?
student, miss agar aap bhi kapray uttar kar bahar ghoomain to
aap k us se bhi ziada hon gay. |
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Devdas says to
paro |
Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera
naam ker do.
paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.
Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.
Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain.
Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea... |
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