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Sms jokes
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Find the perfect message to send
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meri aankh
mein kuch |
Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh
mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne
diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega |
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JUST IMAGINE... |
JUST IMAGINE...
life without girls.
result=markets silent,streets empty,police at rest, All mobile
companies in loss,no sms,no flowers, no valentiens,no candels,
no perfumes, no travelling, ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN ... |
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One day a lady |
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One day a lady coming from from a
womans meeting said to her husban ntate bare njwale re ya lekana
and the husband replied ba le file marente na? |
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please give me black |
Man: please give me black colour
condom
shopkeeper:why black colour condom????
man:my friend's dead so i want to share the sadness with his
wife tomorrow night love_ever |
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The more you study. the more you
know, |
The more you study. the more you
know,
The more you know. The more you forget,
The more you forget. The less you know,
So why study? |
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A woman goes to a doctor |
A woman goes to a doctor & said:
doctor! can u make another hole near my v--na?
Dr: why?
woman: business is doing good, so I'm planning to open a new
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Chotta
Sardar |
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Teacher asked Chotta Sardar:What
is answer 7+3? Sardar:counted in his fingers. Techr: It not
allowed.Sardr Put it down the hands in his Pocket, And tell the
answer is "11" |
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Reliance to reliance |
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Mukesh said to Anil Ambani:"I
want
to kiss ur wife". Anil replied: "Ok but 40paisa per min" anil
wife shouted "don't cheat him. Reliance to reliance free. |
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