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Sms jokes
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Find the perfect message to send
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life before marriage |
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2)life before marriage is
AIRTEL-aisi agadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go
network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable. |
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a place where |
School- a place where papa pays &
son plays.
Life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
Life so tht you can die rich.
Nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his.
Bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree. |
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sardar
was working |
a sardar was working 1st time in a
garment shop.
a customer GIRL asks:underwear dikhana'
sardar thora sharma ker: g aaj pehna nahi ha. |
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What were you |
first prisoner:What were you
convicted for?
Second prisoner:Nothing.
First prisoner:Honestly...for nothing.I stole a wallet, but
there was nothing in it? |
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Cops were spreading |
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Cops were spreading the
message:"No more street vendors."A Venda woman said 2 de
cops:"Why only Vendas,what about street Tsongas,street Zulus &
the rest?" |
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Paroo Nay Kahaa |
Paroo Nay Kahaa 200 looon gee hill
hill kay dooon gee.
kanjuse shahrukh nay kahaa 100 doon ga main khud hill loon gaa.
parooo nay kaha 100 bhe bachalay haath say hillaa lay..........! |
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SCIENTISTS have
done tests |
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SCIENTISTS have done tests &
concluded th@, if a man sleeps wth a Chinese woman without a
condom, he is likely to have AIDS but it won't last bcos it's
FONG KONG |
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God apun
se bola |
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God apun se bola, "KIDHAR JANE KA
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Jannat Ya Dozakh !
Apun boola " DOZAKH "
U know apun aisa q bola?
Bcoz apun ko maloom k tum sala dost log
wahin mile ga......!!!:-) |
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EGYPT |
SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT gaye
he?
PAPA;nahi beta,kyo kiya hua
SON;to phir ye ap itni khof naak
MUMMY kaha se laye he
ALWAYS REMEMBER ME |
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please lie down |
A mans occupation
is 2 stick his coqulation
up a womens ventalation
2 increase the population
of the younger generation
if ya wanna demonstration
please lie down |
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dirty joke |
want to hear a dirty joke!!!!
2 pigs jumped in mud
want to hear a clean joke!!!!
they took a bath... |
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tera dost chor hai...... |
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA
raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega. |
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