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Sms jokes
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Find the perfect message to send
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BROTHER - SISTER |
BROTHER: BAHN MERE DOST AYE HAI
CHAI BANA DO
SISTER: NAHI ME NAHI BANA RAHI
BROTHER: BANA DE JAB TERE YAAR AYENGE TAB ME BANA DOUNGA |
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Ravand
had 20 eyes |
Ravand had 20 eyes but he sighted
only one woman!
You have only 2 eyes.......
But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravand? |
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kaash main newspaper |
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti
dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi
to milti. |
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GET A CHILD FREE |
SEND YOUR GIRLFRIEND 2 ME
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GET A CHILD FREE!!
HURRY UP 1ST TEN ENTRIES WILL GET TWINS
YOU CAN B ONE OF LUCKY MAN!!! |
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aids day |
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make ur luve to galfrnd on
valentine day she will tell u a gud news on mothers day then u
will hav a child on childrens day dont try this on everyone u
will hav a bad news on 1 dec(aids day) |
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close
your eyes |
close your eyes when u think u were
ugly.......
after all u will live in dark |
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ek larki darzi ki dukan pe |
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ek larki darzi ki dukan
pe jaati
hai aur poochti hai, G yaha galay milte hain? Darzi:waisay galay
miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain. |
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fall in love |
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When u fall in love there is no
power to stop u,
But only one power that can stop u?
Guess what????
"Abbey di juttian".. |
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