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Urdu and Hindi sms - 9 |
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Find the perfect message to send
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Yaar
aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!! |
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School mein
bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish
karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...! |
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A B C D E F G
H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z.. Dekha I aur U ke beech
mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya... |
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INDIA KI REET...
Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to
UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele
to... BaLaTkAar...
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Sali: Jija ji
500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de.. |
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Aaj, kal,
harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare
liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own
DEAR.
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Jis waqt khuda
ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka
khayal aaya hoga... |
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Arz kiya hai...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti
hamaar kutte ka naam. |
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Manzil ki
taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko
aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe
TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
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Kabhi hausla
bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve
din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye.. |
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Tumsa koi
zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi. |
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Tu chand mange
me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil
dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti
hai.. |
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INDIA Ko
Aazaad Hue 57
Sal
Hue
Phir Bhi
No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki Aaj
Bhi
INDIA Ki
Bholi Janta
KAAM-DHANDHA
Chhod Kar
hamara SMS padh
rahi hai... |
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Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!! |
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Aisa DOSTANA
hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu
paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu
cool, Mai APRIL tu....? |
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Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai). |
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U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!! |
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Yeh sulagata
jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh
ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
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